Loading ...Zane Jones has a simple 5-star rating system for girlfriends. I don’t agree with them, hell not in comparison with my own values but they’re good and here they are:
- No way, no how!
- In your room, by yourself after you’ve finished crying
- Introduce her to your friends
- Show her off at a party
- Anywhere, any time!
Note: Under absolutely no circumstances can you tell the girl what her rating is, without risking that the universe spontaniously combusts.
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