Zane Jones has a simple 5-star rating system for girlfriends. I don’t agree with them, hell not in comparison with my own values but they’re good and here they are:
No way, no how!
In your room, by yourself after you’ve finished crying
Introduce her to your friends
Show her off at a party
Anywhere, any time!
Note: Under absolutely no [...]
Straight from Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay…
I fear that I will always be,
A lonely number like root three,
A three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath a vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I [...]
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she’s quiet, ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull [...]
I have a firm rule regarding mobile phone call and text conversations, they are as follows…
Text messages
If a conversation is not concluded by the 10th text message (that’s 5 replies) then a phone call is justified.
Phone calls
If a phone call lasts less than 20 seconds in length then a text message would have been more [...]
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